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Ahoy! Mateys!!

 porch pirates!?!?

No. I for one, simply don't agree with these kind of asshats being able to hide behind 30

a cool name like "pirates".

Let's start out by calling these jerks exactly what they are. parasitic opportunistic lazy ass thieves who don't even know what it is they are stealing, but are too fucked off to even give a hell Some of the lowest of the lowlife sticky dishonest crooks out there. Shoot I Bet about half the time these slimeballs are stealing toys or clothing for kids and still have no guilt in them, to knock it off .


What they need and deserve is a grade A top shelf ass whooping, but that's a discussion for us to have in private so we don't get the Mrs all upset and all those nosey ears standing up to snitch us out for burying theives.


Now I've been playing around with extra wood scraps and extra siding scraps and building dive really great package catchers or Defence Towers something those idiot thieves can't get into without grabbing everyone's attention or setting off alarms. Basically they are much larger, more secure sturdy and secure places for you to put your packages in for the mailman ir delivery company to pick up or drop off. from the size of a decent sized cabin fridge or shoe box I can about customize anything you might have in mind .It can include your postal box or stand alone .It can have a planter built on too or the sides and it can have lights mounted and it can have an alarm. We can lock it up with a key or pass ide or whatever you like and days you're home it can just be there looking handsome with your house.

Here's some ideas to get you on the boat with me while we load the cannons and blow some of these porch pilates into shark dinner time.Tell me what you think, don't be shy!!

mail safe

mail lockbox

Here's a couple bad boys from Lowes and home Depot. these guys are around 400 to 800 dollars. I can make yours one if a kind and bring that cost down less than a pirate ship  

call me 

let's talk.   then, I gotta get back to working. who has time for all this bullshitting anyways?!

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